Well it looks like my sore throat has evolved into bronchitis so I might have to miss recruitment in two hours.

I’m literally just sitting in my bed sobbing from the pain. 

Fucking why

yall replied to your photo“I’m not letting my mom fly alone anymore.”
She’s literally you
Dude it’s so bad. I was being a sarcastic bitch and she literally texted me “That hurts me in the heart thingy.” Who am I
I’m not letting my mom fly alone anymore.

I’m not letting my mom fly alone anymore.

Tags: family

I want to nap but standing up and leaving this table sounds too difficult.


4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

(via dreamdroppeddistance)

horrible-princess:

it’s interesting to me that ppl associate forced labor with communism when you will most likely literally die if you don’t work under capitalism

(via iveneverseenbambi)

Today in sorority recruitment I was struggling to keep a conversation going with this really boring girl and I had run through literally of of my back-up questions, so I literally asked her “So uh what disease are you most afraid of?”

Recruiter of the fucking year right here.

Today I found out I won an election for President of the Greek Townhouses Hall Council. I didn’t know I was running. My friend devised some insane write-in campaign at the last second and I’m so confused.

So I guess that’s a thing now.

I am dead and recruitment has killed me.

Turn down for day 1 of sorority recruitment.

Turn down for day 1 of sorority recruitment.

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Casual reminder that the reason why men are attracted to younger women is primarily a byproduct of evolution. Younger women are not only likelier to be fertile, but their babies are far less at risk for birth defects than those of older mothers. So men who were attracted to younger women, over time, consistently produced healthier offspring that lived long enough to create more offspring. While it’s valid to note the different standards that men and women are held to, we cannot discount the impact of evolution on how we perceive each other.

(via 6to8-blackmen)

Tags: about me

I JUST RAN INTO JOE BIDEN ON MY WAY TO CLASS AND I’M SOBBING SO HARD THAT I WASN’T ABLE TO GET A PICTURE WITH HIM OH MY GOD

I JUST RAN INTO JOE BIDEN ON MY WAY TO CLASS AND I’M SOBBING SO HARD THAT I WASN’T ABLE TO GET A PICTURE WITH HIM OH MY GOD

Tags: JOE BIDEN gwu

Today in my communications class we had to give intro speeches of our classmates.

The speech about me focused on how I’m “a spicy quesadilla.”

Tags: about me