throughtheazaleas:

ur welcome 4 the posse yayitscaroline

throughtheazaleas:

ur welcome 4 the posse yayitscaroline

Tags: bae gpoy

Literally just led a small entourage of freshmen around campus.

"Dudes, just make out."

— A frat boy in the alley behind greek townhouse row

Wow in my room in townhouse row I’ve discovered I can clearly hear every single word the frat boys say in the alley behind the row. The homoeroticism is real.

"We’re liveblogging our retardation"

yayitscaroline (via synchronous-failure)

"Time to play Where’s Waldo…IN YOUR VAGINA."

synchronous-failure

"Where do you keep your skeleton full of closets?"

yayitscaroline and I discussing our voodoo doll collection (via synchronous-failure)

(Source: butofl)

Tags: music

I’m so Italian I literally have emergency biscotti in my purse.

This guy was literally on my high school Quiz Bowl team.

This guy was literally on my high school Quiz Bowl team.

Tags: gpoy

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

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Tags: about me

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